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[01 Oct 2005|01:00pm]
Corpse Bride was a HUGE disappointment
]Touch Me[

Angry. [13 Sep 2005|11:50pm]
You can try to manipulate the truth to make yourself look better all you want, but in reality... the truth is exactly what it is... THE TRUTH.
And once again, You can't fool me :-)
]Touch Me[

[29 Aug 2005|11:19pm]
hmmm
chocolate milkshake
or
banana split
.... i have until saturday to decide.
]Was Fondled 10 Times -Touch Me[

Yo [27 Jun 2005|11:09pm]
I am a fucking senior...
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-= NatuRal HelPeRs =- [29 Apr 2005|12:14pm]
I'm finally out of the "bubble" and back to "reality"

LOL.
]Was Fondled 7 Times -Touch Me[

Unphased [24 Mar 2005|11:08pm]
HEh
and thats the way the cookie crumbles.......
]Was Fondled 3 Times -Touch Me[

MmmmmHmmmm [01 Mar 2005|12:56pm]
[ music | mmmHmmm ]

You scored as Socialist. <'Imunimaginative's Deviantart Page'>

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Anarchism

75%

Socialist

75%

Democrat

75%

Fascism

50%

Communism

17%

Nazi

33%

Green

25%

Republican

0%

What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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This Isnt my opinion, but i can retract that statement at anytime :) [29 Nov 2004|06:21pm]
[ mood | I'm Feeling Funny right now ]
[ music | OWNT BY You- ME ]

My LiveJournal isn't for posting my rants / 'feelings'.

LiveJournals are stupid and pointless.

Stop acting like you're -internet savvy- because you have a LiveJournal.

You can't hack my LiveJournal so don't act like you can. You know nothing.

I am the best, well there's Maddox too.


All the coding in the world doesn't change the fact that your LiveJournal sucks.




For all of you morons out there:


rant

v. rant·ed, rant·ing, rants

To speak or write in an angry or violent manner; rave.


To utter or express with violence or extravagance: a dictator who ranted his vitriol onto a captive audience.



n.
1. Violent or extravagant speech or writing.

2. A speech or piece of writing that incites anger or violence



This definition was put here because according to some 'people' my LiveJournal is for 'ranting'. Since people can't understand a simple sentence by reading it themselves and without a teacher explaining every word to them, I'll explain it.


My LiveJournal isn't for posting my rants / 'feelings'.


This sentence clearly states the following:

My Livejournal isn't (My LiveJournal is not) for posting my rants(see the definition) / (AND||OR) 'feelings' (my feelings towards people and or life).


Next time you go to criticize something, at least be smart enough to to know what the word criticize means.


"BUTT u HAV A LIveJURNAL & U SAY ITZ BAD, UR A HYPOCRyTe!!11"


Just because LiveJournals are stupid and pointless doesn't change the fact that you can't own one. ;)



20 morons have defended their LiveJournals and lost.



What the hell more do you idiots want? Examples? Just look around the community.
gg++



This Post isnt for all of you livejournal users out there, some of you have meaningful posts... btw, THX TOM, A LoT.


If at anytime while reading this you got offended, thinking this was about you, calm down. Its not. It isnt about any one person in particular.

]Was Fondled 9 Times -Touch Me[

[28 Jun 2004|10:19am]
[ mood | Not Too Happy... ]
[ music | Foghat - Slow Ride ]

NC was interesting.

]Was Fondled 1 Time -Touch Me[

Regret me, Dont forget me [19 Apr 2004|03:25pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | Kanye Chedda (West) - We Don't Care ]

Your Homocidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:Chainsaw
Your Favorite Target:Eskimoes
Your Kill Count:1,910,289,078
Your Battle Cry:"I got mad skillz, yo!"
Years You Spend in Jail:8
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:$295,265,004,206,501
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 99%
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!


I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more, no less. Ask me anything you want. Then, I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.


Your Love Situation
by Amberishjewel
Username?
Your Love Is...Hard
During Lovemaking You Act...Like a river, very refreshing
Your Partner Is...Your soulmate
Your Partner Has Said That You...Are extrodinary
Your Love is Summed Up In A Quote."You deserve a bed of roses"
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!




Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||||||| 62%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 42%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 78%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||| 66%
Borderline |||||||||||| 42%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 54%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Dependent |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||| 54%
Take Free Personality Disorder Test


zzz
disorders are a joke

Elle Driver (California Mountain Snake)</aa>




You're Elle Driver! Sly and evil, you can manipulate people in order to get whatever you want. You're usually alone, but that's the way you like it. You hate having others nearby to order you around (unless it's Bill, of course... but even then you're still hesitant).

Kill Bill: Which Deadly Viper Assassin Are You? (Vol. II spoilers... results with pics)

]Was Fondled 11 Times -Touch Me[

I just wanna keel over and die [08 Apr 2004|01:34pm]
[ mood | sad ]
[ music | Away From Here - My Addiction ]

Sitting here bored, awaiting 3:00 when Howard Eskin comes on 610...

]Was Fondled 18 Times -Touch Me[

April Fools... PFFT [01 Apr 2004|03:18pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]
[ music | Senses Fail - NJ Falls Into The Atlantic ]

SO today was april fools day, i only got one person with any type of joke... and it sucked lol
Did any1 do anything worth mentioning?

Mr Sesic? i dunno how he spells his name, well hes a cool guy. i talked to him alot past 2 days in science, he told me some stories and we made fun of society and shit a little together. hes the 2nd best sub, next to mr geisler of course. well no hes 3rd, mrs H is 2nd.. she lets me do whatever i want lol

Tomorrow is Friday already? wow this week has sucked, and this weekend will most likely suck with commitment also. nothing to do


What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
Name/NickName
Gender
Sexy Body Part IsEverything
Special Talents AreStalking Your Prey
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

]Was Fondled 6 Times -Touch Me[

SHit SOn! [15 Mar 2004|03:41pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]
[ music | Never Heard Of It - Lets Go All The Way ]

Quiz Me
mike spins tunes as
DJ Mike, The Alpha Male

Get your dj name @ Quiz Me




Oh the way your moods can change from one fucking conversation. I was in a good mood until about 15 minutes ago. heh well not a good mood, but i wasnt pissed like i am right now. Its been a bad few days. And it just keeps gettin worse. haha what a great "friend"

hah, i've been pretty pissed off and in a bad mood past few days (and to top it all off i'm fucking tired). if ya'll dont like it, blow me... i'm tired of trying to be nice to people. lol that shit lasted about a week or so before it got old, holdin my tongue when i wanted to say somethin, not makin a mean joke when i wanted to. 4get that shit no holdin back for me now, haha what for, so u can still shit on me? so u can still be a fucking douche to me, yeah ok. tired of goin out of my fuckin way to talk to people and then have them turn around and act like they're too important to talk, you'll have to deal with me the way i am, and if u dont like it then dont fuckin say anything to me at all.... ya'll are gonna keep fuckin around and turn me back to the old me...

neways, this weekend, mall. mike ur goin! haha

yeah i know i stole some lines from Dr Dre there.. but thats ok.



wow, i just made a post about all the shit i hate hearing about... lol oh well

]Was Fondled 8 Times -Touch Me[

Oh SHyTT KiDD! [04 Mar 2004|03:58pm]
[ mood | hyper ]
[ music | Copeland - testing the strong ones ]

TOdah was crazah, i was feeling a little strange all day... i was like overly hyper it was fucking insane, lunch once again... didnt fail to please me. attempted to shove a condom in a teachers face heh she didnt even seem to care it was great. oh yeah, ashlynn140. sry for gettin that stuff in your eye, i was aiming for yo mouth. hmm that doesnt sound right. but oh well thats how it came out so thats how its staying.

She said i was the brightest little firefly in her jar.

The following 'joke' if it can be called that, is rated R for nasty ass content.

There was a man resting and enjoying the view on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?"

Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm here."

The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"


ugh owww... i wanna puke thinking about it :( "broke its neck" omfg... the pain...

]Was Fondled 5 Times -Touch Me[

Life sucks, and then you die. [27 Feb 2004|11:51pm]
[ mood | frustrated ]
[ music | Shai Hulud - Linoleum ]

Your future occupation by meteoric
Your name
Your future occupationWriter
Yearly income$920,585
Hours per week you work44
EducationHigh school dropout
Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

All i have in this world are my balls, and my word. And i dont break them for nobody.

To me it was like being in a neighborhood full of nobody's, they weren't like anyone else, i mean they did whatever they wanted, they double parked in front of a hydrant, nobody bothered giving them a ticket. In the summer when they played cards all night, nobody bothered calling the cops

For us, to live any other way was nuts, to us, those goody good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work everyday, worried about their bills were dead, they were suckers, they had no balls. If we wanted something, we just took it\


Im funny how?, I mean funny like im a clown, i amuse you, i make you laugh


Who do I trust? ME


Throw some goodfellas at ya... its not just a movie its a lifestyle.

To any of you who havent seen it for some reason, GO RENT IT!

]Touch Me[

I just dont "feel it" with her anymore [21 Feb 2004|11:33am]
[ mood | lonely ]
[ music | Bayside - A Synonym For Acquiesce ]

x0xamberx0x 102%
fuckwhatyouhear 91%
lostin 91%
x0xamberx0x 91%
pointofpresence 91%
br0kenpixie 87%
obsoletemind 87%
vekxcom 87%
from_me_to_you 78%
dan_the_man7 75%
How compatible with me are YOU?
]Was Fondled 3 Times -Touch Me[

Who wants to chill [19 Feb 2004|05:33pm]
[ mood | drained ]
[ music | Lawrence Arms - The First Eviction Notice ]

Yo mike if i come down, we doin madd chillen?
Maybe mall or pool or somethin?
neway get back to meh negro :)

and if i dont go to mikes, who the fuk wants to chill dis weekend... i'm bored


btw emily thx for da schtuff

]Was Fondled 5 Times -Touch Me[

Valentines day officially sucks... [12 Feb 2004|03:03pm]
[ mood | crushed ]
[ music | A Thorn For Every Heart - Next of Kin ]

Stupid card companies created a gay ass holiday..
Who wants to be my valentine! lol...

BTW... Collegeville Park, At like 3:45 gogo, hockey all up in that shyt..

]Was Fondled 4 Times -Touch Me[

OMG IS THAT FUCKIN SCARY OR WHAT? [08 Feb 2004|11:34am]
[ music | A Thorn For Every Heart - Pretty When You Cry ]


Who in my group of friends are you?

Mike

Is one of the only guys that is really decent. Although he makes fun of everyone-his friends or just people he dosn't know he is very sensitive and I love him for it. He has a girl who is also one of my best friends. Mikes an ass man and he is online a lot.

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Wow, i took a personality quiz entitled. Which one of my friends are you, I didnt put my name in or anything, thats fuckin insane how it came up with i'm "mike"
this thing is spooky...

]Was Fondled 7 Times -Touch Me[

No Strings Attached... [07 Feb 2004|09:31pm]
Reply to this if ur up for some no strings attached Sexual Favors! =P lol

Grr, why must i be forced to watch my brother constinatly while my mother goes out wit her friends...Its very annoying, all he does is moan about how he wants me to get him something...jesus christ
What a little pain in the ass....
]Was Fondled 8 Times -Touch Me[

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